I arrived at lunch time, and found a patch of shade suitable for a picnic. Afterwords, I grabbed my gear, and started the clock...
I chose a sequence that would distribute the shade breaks, and tried to time the attempts at the slabs and slopers when they were not in direct sun, or immediately after a break. Since the circuit was first completed, a few new problems have gone up that are appropriate to be included, so those were added.
Starting off along Roadside (I Think I Tore My Sack, I Skinned My Knee..., Charyotte, R-U-N-N-O-F-T, and Sugar Ditch), I worked my way to and through Cornerstones (Roy Toy, Gutterball, Rubberman, Sideshow Bobbed, Cheese Grater Accident, Munson Burner, Le Pro, Curvy Trunk Cedar, HandSOME, HandLESS, Tongue Exercises, Rails Direct) in the first 80 or 90 minutes. Due to effects of heat on rubber, my shoes did not stick well to the smears and crystals of Sideshow Bobbed, which took me quite a few attempts. This was also when the heat started to affect me.
In need of shade, I went to Sue Boy (Big Foot, Ghoti, Ghoti, Banane, Multiple Choice, Oral, Junior High, Elementary, Edgecation, Rash, Headache, Mocking Bird, Eye Burst. High School, which was done in the original version, has been removed from the circuit since it can't be safely protected with only a single pad.) where I tried to relax between climbs and allow some body heat to dissipate, with only marginal results.
Next I went to the Slab Area (Flail, Mace, Pepper Spray, Nutmeg, Husk Musk, Dalle Inversée, Stop That, I'm Brian and So's My Wife, Slab Mois Ça, That Stinks) where the deer flies destroyed any hopes of repose in the tiny patches of shade.
The long walk back to the car was accompanied by a welcome breeze, and some shade provided by the crash pad.
Time for another picnic at Hidden Wall, this time in full shade and with the occasional gust of wind. It was at this point that I realized my skin was holding up quite well, despite feeling like it was thin. Upon closer inspection, I saw what the problem was: Blisters! I've had flappers, slices, punctures, abrasions, peeling tips... But blisters? The chalk should keep the skin too dry for that, but it wasn't doing a very good job and three fingertips were blistering. I decided to carry on (Pinch Overhang, Red Belly, Vlad You Are There, Rock Hog, Unnamed) and peeled off part the sole off of my right shoe, in the process. Due to heat and constant wear, the rubber was delaminating from the leather. And warm soft rubber doesn't smear well, yet the occasional sharp crystal can bite deep. It was bound to happen.
The home stretch was in full sun (Use Your Mussels, The Clam, Four Peckered Bull, Taurus, Dunce Cap and finally, Secular Undercourse) which brought skin and rubber limitations to the forefront. I made my way to the water, dunked, then stayed to cool off and relax. Total time was 4 hours and 19 minutes, in which I completed 51 boulder problems. That's just over 5 minutes per boulder problem. The bar has been raised!
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